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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying,

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying, "I hid the body.... now what?"

avatar Mark Manson
Marcus J Our 4-year-old's been running the house, so I called on the only man who ever kept me in line. Dad. Establish the Dad Voice...early. When all hope is lost, it prevails. So...yelling? No. Very different. It's not about volume. It's about density. I used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in t

Marcus J Our 4-year-old's been running the house, so I called on the only man who ever kept me in line. Dad. Establish the Dad Voice...early. When all hope is lost, it prevails. So...yelling? No. Very different. It's not about volume. It's about density. I used it once at the park when you ran toward the swings. Half the kids just stopped dead in t

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Messages. Show less. Dad: what is a chud? Dad: your brother just called me a chud. inner monologue lmao.

Messages. Show less. Dad: what is a chud? Dad: your brother just called me a chud. inner monologue lmao.

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drunk You need help? send Cheeto picture immediately my king

drunk You need help? send Cheeto picture immediately my king

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Girl With The Snake Tattoos @TabithaCostell0. A hot guy gave me his number and this is what I fucking do. Chat messages: Hey:). I wonder who it could be? It's a me, mario. Delivered.

Girl With The Snake Tattoos @TabithaCostell0. A hot guy gave me his number and this is what I fucking do. Chat messages: Hey:). I wonder who it could be? It's a me, mario. Delivered.

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kelsey @spinachluvr i am so tired 11:32 306 Dad > can you talk real quick Delivered Not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard. 5GE

kelsey @spinachluvr i am so tired 11:32 306 Dad > can you talk real quick Delivered Not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster than normal if I try really hard. 5GE

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