I told one of my Gen Z co-workers that I'm older than the first text message and they didn't believe me. They thought I was joking. So I looked it up. If you were born before December 3rd, 1992, congratulations, you are older than the first text message. So 💀
Dad: Bad news. After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral.
Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful
He's been through too much. I have a question for you. Yes I'd cry if you died. Yes I'd still love you if you was a worm. Yes I still love you. No I don't want to break up. Thank you.
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