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avatar Sophia Rich
Yo nvm my mom said you can't come over. Lol wft? You're 27.. With your own apartment. Yeah well she still said no. Delivered. Mom. I am inevitable.

Yo nvm my mom said you can't come over. Lol wft? You're 27.. With your own apartment. Yeah well she still said no. Delivered. Mom. I am inevitable.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I'm nothingburger Don't say that I'm nothingburger Unread You're awesome sauce 12:06 PM

I'm nothingburger Don't say that I'm nothingburger Unread You're awesome sauce 12:06 PM

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Three months ago I gave my neighbor my Wi-Fi password. Yesterday, I received this text. The neighborhood economy is thriving. Steven Neighbor: You got Netflix? Me: Nah. Steven Neighbor: Email: [redacted] Pw: [redacted] From one bro to another.

Three months ago I gave my neighbor my Wi-Fi password. Yesterday, I received this text. The neighborhood economy is thriving. Steven Neighbor: You got Netflix? Me: Nah. Steven Neighbor: Email: [redacted] Pw: [redacted] From one bro to another.

avatar jojo9
Mate, I'm too drunk to drive. Can you give me a lift? No mate, I'm drunk too. Did you just reply to yourself?

Mate, I'm too drunk to drive. Can you give me a lift? No mate, I'm drunk too. Did you just reply to yourself?

avatar Agni Gauss
Can you pick up a card on your way home? My co-workers husband just got deported. Loss of Loved One. ADIOS! what the fu** is wrong with you?

Can you pick up a card on your way home? My co-workers husband just got deported. Loss of Loved One. ADIOS! what the fu** is wrong with you?

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I want to wake up with you the rest of my life. I get up at 5:00 am. Nevermind.

I want to wake up with you the rest of my life. I get up at 5:00 am. Nevermind.

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